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Not all of these quotes are funny, but the vast majority are.
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"It's not too small; it's too thin!"
° Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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"The only time you even see 'the people' is when you look down to see who it is you're stepping on."
° Die Hard 2
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"Wow, our last day on earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid.
We can do the next best thing, though."
"What's that?"
"Kill people."
° Dogma
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"No, she is the Undead!"
"She's alive?!"
"No! She is Nosferatu!"
"She's Italian!?"
° Dracula: Dead and Loving It
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"Strength is the only thing that matters. Everything else
is an illusion for the weak."
° Dragonball Z
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"Ugly? What mean ugly?"
"It means your face would frighten small children!"
° Dragonball Z
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"Dance with the Devil and the Devil don't change; the Devil changes you."
° Eight MM
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"There are three rules in life. One, there's always a victim; and two, don't be
it."
"And three?"
"I forgot what three is."
° Eight MM
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"Who glued these quarters to the floor?"
"I did."
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"I don't feel I need to explain my art to you, Warren."
° Empire Records
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"Let's play swallow all the stuff under the sink!"
° The Family Guy
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"You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to have honor."
° A Few Good Men
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"Sir! are you classified as human?"
"No! I'm a... meat popsicle!"
° The Fifth Element
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"Whoa!! You're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend, who is standing in front
of a van loaded with 400lbs of nitroglycerin!"
° Fight Club
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"Just because you have feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken."
° Fight Club
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"How do you prove that you exist? Maybe we don't exist.
° Final Fantasy IX
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"The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty.
° Final Fantasy IX
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"You don't need a reason to help people."
° Final Fantasy IX
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"Pick spot. Shut up. Wait."
° Final Fantasy X
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"Don't call me stupid."
"Oh, right. To call you stupid would be an insult to
stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn dresses with
higher IQs!"
° A Fish Called Wanda
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"I want to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill."
° Full Metal Jacket
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"Raid kills bugs DEAD. In case you thought there was some LIVE kinda killing."
° Gallagher - Overboard
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"We all know God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
° The Ghost and the Darkness
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"I think we better split up."
"Good idea. We can do more damage that way."
° Ghostbusters
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"You mean you never even had a slinky??"
"We had part of a slinky.. But I straightened it."
° Ghostbusters II
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
° Gone with the Wind
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"...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I
make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny
how? How am I funny?? ... How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so
funny about me? Tell me! Tell me what's funny!!"
° GoodFellas
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"Debbie, I love you," shoots a man twice, beats him with a frying pan, shoots him
again. "And I really think we could make this work."
° Grosse Point Blank
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"I have something to say: It's better to burn out, than to fade away!"
° The Highlander
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"All that glitters is not gold. All those who wander are not lost."
° The Hobbit, J.R.R. Tolkien
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"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."
° The Hound of the Baskervilles - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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