The Funny Farm.Rwy'n: Howdy doo!Faith: Hello and welcome to the funny farm!! How may I direct your call? Rwy'n: Ext. 143, The "I like to eat play-Doh," Dormitory. Faith: Okay, one moment, I will direct your call. Faith: ::Blip:: Rwy'n: thank you. Faith: ::insert background music here:: Rwy'n: {s gay Faith: Hello, we like to eat play dough, may I help you? Rwy'n: Hi, um, yeah...I ate the blue tub...is it harmful when consumed with alchaseltzer and crayons? Faith: hmm... You might feel some minor fizzling in your stomach tonight, but the crayons should substantially reduce the risk of vomitting. Rwy'n: okay, great, cuase i kinda got worried when I farted out Gumby. Faith: we're just glad you didn't eat the green kind. Faith: that will happen for awhile, yes. Rwy'n: Is a Pokey-Poop normal in this case? Faith: with the crayons, yes, as long as you ate them whole or only cut in half, and didn't chew very much. If you did, you may have a problem. Rwy'n: .... Faith: I take it by your silence you DID chew the crayons. Rwy'n: Well, i only tend to eat the "Dark Amber" crayons, and I chewed alot of 'em... Rwy'n: That would explain the waxy residue in my underwear... Faith: That will help coat the problem the alkazeltzer will make with the play dough.. But the pokey-poop might be something you get checked with a proctologist Rwy'n: good...well at least it's not fatal Faith: yes. As long as you didn't eat black crayons, you should be fine in 3 to 5 days. Rwy'n: phew! thank god...I have a date with a necropheliac tuesday... Rwy'n: ..I always have to take cold baths with her...curious... Faith: Well try not to mix crayons with her play dough, if you go eating. Faith: oh no no no! Faith: you don't want to mix cold water with that! Rwy'n: ..I won't...I'll stick to the haircuts and manicures we do..actually she does, but... Faith: okay, that's good. Rwy'n: Well, you have made my evening...I am so relieved....thanks! Faith: That's great! Glad we could help. Anything else we can do? Rwy'n: um...well...actually...yes. I have a small problem with my personal hygiene, that being I don;t have any. My girlfriend the necro brefers me to have a decayed and earthy smell, and my parents won't speak to me anymore. I love them, but I will do anything for my girlfriend...what should I do? Faith: Ah. Well for that you would need to talk to our prominent odors and decaying body parts sector. Would you like me to redirect your call? Rwy'n: ...um...no, I have to go and sit in a hole my girlfriend made outside...she has a surprise for me..she says it's a big box I can open. It's so big, I can even lay in it! I hope it's a cool surprise! Faith: ahh. Well, thankyou for calling the funny farm! Have a great, play-doughy day! Rwy'n: i can't figure out the purpose of the big rock in front of the hole, but I guess it's all part of the surprise. Rwy'n: thanks for the help! Rwy'n: :click:
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