Cheese God.EvilCow4ever: Angel has a few questions for youCheese God: ok, shoot EvilCow4ever: question 1: Did cheese make you their god? EvilCow4ever: question 2: Of what kind of cheese are you the god? Cheese God: i am a master of cheese. my mastery of cheese won the favor of the cheese population, thus giving me godhood EvilCow4ever: question 4: Of what type of big cheese are you claiming to be the god? She said question 3 didn't matter. Cheese God: #2...i am god of all that is cheese EvilCow4ever: question 5: does that make all the other, less-favored cheeses jealous? Cheese God: #4...even the little cheese see me as a god. i am big Cheese God: #5...i treat all cheese well, for they are all tasty and have much to offer. some cheese has higher positions in society, but thats government EvilCow4ever: question 6: why do bad things happen to good cheese? Cheese God: #6 every cheese has a lifespan. as they get old, they get ill(mold). its the way of life. everything must die Cheese God: only the good cheese die young Cheese God: cept cheddar...it has a long lifespan for some reason EvilCow4ever: question 7: Since you are Cheese God, is there something you can do about the smell of Limburger? EvilCow4ever: question 8: Why do some cheeses get to live longer than others? isn't that favoritism? Cheese God: #7 i prefer to not deal with the smell EvilCow4ever: question 9, in reference to question 7: if you prefer not to deal with the smell, wouldn't it be easier to get rid of the smell? Cheese God: #8 different cheeses are like different species. all live different spans EvilCow4ever: question 10: Is there a cheese heaven? Cheese God: #9...as a god, its not really my place to directly intervene EvilCow4ever: and if so what is cheese hell like? Cheese God: having mold that will never eat away at you...you are forever stuck outside the fridge with mold Cheese God: makes a bad smell and no one wants to eat you EvilCow4ever: Damn you are cruel...... EvilCow4ever: so what is cheese heaven like? EvilCow4ever: question some-random-number: Do you love all cheeses equally, or do you favor one over most, like Israelites? Cheese God: paradise...a cool enviroment where these is no mold and all the people love you EvilCow4ever: question whosit: was there an application or screening process to this god-position, or did the cheese just one day proclaim you as their god? Cheese God: my love for the cheese made them see me as beyond any mere human EvilCow4ever: ahh. So it was an adoration-type thing. Cheese God: yup EvilCow4ever: So has one cheese found favor with you more than others? Cheese God: some cheese always have higher opinions, but i love all cheese EvilCow4ever: ooh. so you're an equal-opportunity god. EvilCow4ever: Okay. I think that is all the questions we have for you today. Cheese God: didnt think id answer it all did you Cheese God: some cheese try to cross me out of rebellion EvilCow4ever: I'm happy you took time out of your busy, divine schedule to answer all our questions.
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