Vote Bob!Joshua: Vote for Bob!Faith: moo. Joshua: Who's Bob? Bob's your man! --Vote Bob! Faith: why am i voting bob? Joshua: Bob has a plan! Granted Bob's plan includes getting wasted and passing out on the floor, but its a plan nonetheless! --Vote Bob. Joshua: Bob loves you! But not in a weird way... --Vote Bob Faith: o.o Joshua: Bob hasn't tried to kill you in the last five minutes! --Vote Bob. Joshua: Who's that behind you brandishing a butter knife? Not Bob, that's for sure! --Vote Bob. Joshua: Who started the war in Afghanistan? Wasn't Bob. --Vote Bob. Joshua: There's a good chance that Bob is not the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler! --Vote Bob Joshua: Unlike some candidates, Bob is not an escaped mental patient. --Vote Bob. Faith: where are you getting this? o.O Joshua: Bob will always be there when you need him. And that's not just because he's stalking you. --Vote Bob. Joshua: I made it up today. Faith: heh Joshua: They're having officer elections at my school next week, and I'm trying to get all my friends to vote for Bob. Joshua: So far I've got about 10 or 12 Bob votes. Faith: hah Faith: so who the hell is Bob? Joshua: Bob is not a terrorist!....anymore.... --Vote Bob. Joshua: Bob is nobody really. Faith: ahh.. Faith: can i put these on my page? LOL Joshua: Sure. Joshua: Call it "The Bob Campaign" Faith: lol Joshua: Bob is not a recovering alcoholic. He's still a full-blown alcoholic... --Vote Bob. Joshua: Turn around and say hi to Bob! Haha! Made you look! --Vote Bob. Joshua: Bob is not a convicted felon. (Money fixes all problems) --Vote Bob.
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