Fall/Winter 2002

• The Ring - People die, but you know when. You can even set your watch to their deaths!
  
  
• Die Another Day - Lots of people die. At no specific time.
  
  
• Ghost Ship - People are typically stupid and do things that make them die.
  
  
• Pokémon - People should die for making this into a movie.
  
  
• Red Dragon - People get eaten.
  
  
• Star Trek: Nemesis - Mirror people can die two.
  
  
• Santa Clause 2 - One person died in the first movie, and people are still suffering.
  
  
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - People can't die. It's magic!
  
  
• The Core - People might die, if we could ever see the movie.
  
  
• I Spy - Things explode, but nobody dies.
  
  
• The Tuxedo - People get horribly beaten, and we laugh, because it's funny.
  
  
• Jackass: the Movie - Stupid people hurt themselves.
  
  
• Jonah: Veggie Tales - Vegetables get eaten.
  
  
• The Truth About Charlie - Some guy died, but it's okay. He wasn't really himself.
  
  
• Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights - Jews are people too.
  
  
• White Oleander - People are in prison because people died.
  
  
• Half Past Dead - Some people almost die. Others die.
  
  
• Treasure Planet - Animated people learn heart-warming lessons.
  
  
• Analyze That - Even mob bosses go a little crazy sometimes.
  
  
• Emperor's Club - People talk about dead guys.
  
  
• The Transporter - Explosions kill people.
  
  
• Abandon - People are missing, and nobody cares.
  
  
• The Banger Sisters - Reunions get people in trouble.
  
  
• Brown Sugar - People finally get a clue.
  
  
• Chicago - Some people can get famous if other people die.
  
  
• Formula 51 - Drugs can kill people.
  
  
• They - They kill lots of people. Really. They do.
  
  
• Lord of the Rings - Many orcs might have died in the making of this film.
  
  
• Knockaround Guys - People get paid to hurt people.
  
  
• Punch Drunk Love - Some women are more evil than others.
  
  
• Moonlight Mile - Things get confusing when people die.
  
  
• Extreme Ops - People try not to die.
  
  
• Paid in Full - Some guy feels bad about hurting other people.
  
  
• Rules of Attraction - People don't follow the rules.
  
  
• Solaris - People die, in space!
  
  
• Sweet Home Alabama - Rich people are better.
  
  
• Tuck Everlasting - Some people never die...
  
  
• Welcome to Collinder - People try to steal stuff.
  
  
• My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Greek people are funny.
  
  
• The Four Feathers - War kills people.
  
  
• Femme Fatale - Women are evil.
  
  
• Catch Me If You Can - We just can't find some people.
  
  
• 8 Mile - When people get famous, we'll watch movies about when they weren't famous.
  
  
• Maid in Manhattan - Maids are pretty when they wear other people's clothes.
  
  
• Real Women Have Curves - Some people don't go to college.
  
  
• Far From Heaven - People aren't very happy.
  
  
• Friday After Next - People are funny two weeks from now.
  
  
• Gangs of New York - Lots of gang members die.
  
  
• Adaptation - Making movies is hard.
  
  
• Drumline - Some people can drum and march at the same time.
  
  
• The Hot Chick - Women don't want to be men.
  
  
• National Security - Some guy gets fired because some other guy got beaten up by somebody else.