Philosophy

1. Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
2. To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].
3. Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and carry on as if nothing happened.
4. I myself have never been able to find out what precisely feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
5. What is in an empty box? Your curiosity.
6. I doubt, therefore I might be.
7. Truth is all a lie.
8. Look before you leak, for he who hesitates gets wet shoes.
9. You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
10. Carpe Jugulum: Go for the throat. (Terry Pratchett)
11. To the eternal question 'Why' there is an equally simple answer 'Because'.