Insanity and Paranoia

1. I am at one with my duality.
2. I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.
3. I'm definitely, positively, maybe indecisive.
4. I have this nagging suspicion that everyone is out to make me paranoid.
5. Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say "Who do you think you are?"
6. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
7. In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal.
8. Madness has no purpose or reason; but it may have a goal.
9. It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have doubts.
10. Only the paranoid survive.
11. I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest.
12. Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
13. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
14. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
15. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
16. Where would the world be without crazy people?
    ..Wait! Don't answer that.
17. Even if you're paranoid.. maybe they really are after you.
18. Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
19. There is a thin, red line between eccentricity and insanity. That thin red line is a tiny pink dot to me.
20. National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there!
21. I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
22. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
23. I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
24. I'm trying to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
25. Paranoid Schizophrenic: Are you staring at us?
26. Power corrupts, but absolute power is kinda neat.
27. One doesn’t have to live in constant fear, unless of course one suffers from paranoia.
28. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
29. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You'll see.
30. I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
31. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary there!
32. Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.
33. 9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.
34. I used to be a kleptomaniac, but I took something for it.
35. Schizophrenia beats being alone.
36. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
37. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
38. One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.
39. I have an alien name Westly. He tells me to burn things. Isn't that funny?
40. People say that I don't have any points. but knives have points and I have a lot of knives so therefore I have a lot of points!
41. My day is not complete until I terrify a complete stranger.
42. Normal people worry me.
43. When the knives are in me, I am at peace.
44. Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper may judge what is truly sane.
45. You know you have problems when you refer to a super model from Paris as a Quarter Pounder with cheese.
46. I ate a man's brain because he said I was stupider then him, and you know what, now I feel smarter. Isn't that neat?
47. Normal people make good pets.